丑陋片尾曲

• 1丑(chǒu )陋片(💊)尾(🧥)(wěi )曲
• 2你曾经看(🍛)到过的毁三观的(🕦)画面是什么
• 3你(🐼)曾经做过最羞耻的事(🍚)情(qíng )是(shì )什(🛺)么
• 4你听过或看过哪些变(🔅)态故(gù )事

1丑(🏫)陋片尾曲

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演(📀)唱(🍲)FloRidaKeha

编(🍿)曲创(chuàng )作(🙅)TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(děng )音乐人

所属专辑(🤦)HereComesTheWeekend

英(🌶)文(🏰)歌(📈)词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看(🛎)到过(🗓)的(😈)(de )毁三观的(🎈)画面是什么(me )

3你曾经做(zuò )过最(zuì )羞(xiū )耻的事(🍗)情是(🛋)什么

4你听过或看(🐰)过哪些变态故(gù )事

几(♌)大桌子的宾客正(📃)吃几顿(dùn )的兴(xìng )奋(📸)突然(rán )之间靠院墙的几桌客人一阵(🕣)大乱

大家(🚴)(jiā )闷(mèn )哼看(🛃)过来原(yuán )来是是院墙隔壁有一些邪秽的东(dōng )西不时飞过来

酒菜(cài )不能不能再吃一些宾客的衣(🐙)服也沾(👋)了脏很多人(⛪)(rén )都气的怒骂(🥌)

做(🕙)为主人的二(🚞)舅(jiù )也就肯定不(bú )能不(bú(🐕) )闻不问

他跟宾(😉)客们道了几句(⬜)歉就拿梯子爬到(dào )院(🚝)墙和邻居对(🎎)骂

王(🌦)桂英我XXXXX你平时跟(📂)(gēn )我(wǒ(🙁) )瞎(💺)折腾我也就忍了今天你去见这样多(🥅)人(😻)(rén )跟(gēn )我较劲我非撕烂你的嘴(zuǐ )巴不(🧖)可二舅(🧟)站在(zài )梯(tī )子气极(jí )败(🚅)坏的骂道(🌎)

吴明宏你有(yǒu )胆子(🔙)就再试试你一天不把事情(👳)能解决好老娘(🐌)就一天(tiān )不放你对面传他们(men )来了一(🔢)个妇女的骂声

二(🆗)舅家农村的(😽)房子是挨(🥣)得(🥟)很(🧝)(hěn )近隔壁建的

以前(🥅)房子一样(🤽)高(gāo )下雨天各(🔨)家屋上(🛏)的雨水向着瓦片(😽)淌(⛵)入(rù )各家(🕐)院(❄)里

可二(🥓)舅(👓)拆了(le )旧房(💲)起新房(😢)新房比(🥛)隔壁(bì )的房子高了半米角(😿)(jiǎo )上(🕘)(shàng )的雨(🤗)(yǔ )水就往隔(gé )壁屋顶上流肯定也就进了他家的(🈺)院(yuà(📧)n )子

不过这(🐌)也并非(🔵)有什么(me )大事

流到院子(zǐ(🚃) )里(lǐ )院(😟)子里的确就有(➿)排(🎅)(pái )水(shuǐ )沟能(🐖)有什么东(dōng )西(🌝)影响呢(📅)

不过王(wáng )桂英不这样(yàng )想

原来大家大都庄稼人靠天收(shō(🏜)u )成经济条件不多邻(🐶)(lín )里关系(xì )也美满和(🐠)谐

可二舅(jiù )这几年地里活不忙(🌌)就去城里打(🚵)零工(🏎)挣的钱(qián )盖了这几(🕞)间新瓦房

些农村人就有这个红眼病见(jià(👢)n )岂能(🍳)别人比自己(🚓)过的好尤(😱)其是以前(📱)都觉(💖)得(🐒)(dé )不如你自(zì )己的

王桂英就一直看不起二舅

王(🚾)桂英的(de )男(🤘)人(🏦)叫(jià(🔜)o )陈四虎

名(⏯)(míng )字里(✍)(lǐ )面(🔐)只不过(guò(💿) )有(yǒ(🔌)u )个虎(📌)字但是是只病猫

陈(chén )四虎老实的三棍(❄)子打不(🐾)出个屁来

他(tā )怕事平时家里的事(🍊)全是王桂英撑(chē(🌶)ng )腰

今天二舅摆上梁酒(💗)王(👚)桂英不知好歹找碴陈四虎就躲在屋里不出(chū )头

陈(🎆)四虎(💐)你出不(🐪)出来(😶)管一(📣)管你如果这(zhè )样再(zài )不(🚙)(bú )论别怪我一点也不(🍭)客气了(💷)王桂英骂的真(zhēn )的很难听手中还不时的(de )铲着鸡粪(🍯)猪粪往院子这边甩二舅实在是忍无可(🔄)忍的道

爹你跟他啰(🥉)唆什么呢东(dō(💵)ng )西啊大表(🏽)(biǎ(🌄)o )哥的(🏢)(de )确对二舅实(shí )在是(🎊)太温和(💧)的(🏒)处理不满

大表哥拿(ná )板凳攀过了院墙可(🐰)以打开(kāi )了(📃)隔壁的大门

早守在门(👭)口(📋)的二表哥带着兴奋几个堂兄弟一拥而上夺过(♎)王桂英手(🏥)中的铁锹出来是一顿打(dǎ(🌥) )

幸好村里几个(🧐)干部也几(jǐ(🛑) )人就把众人给抽(chōu )开了

王(wáng )桂英(yīng )说要可以报警村书记(🚔)许(xǔ )红星嘲(📵)弄道王桂英你有脸打110人(🕌)(rén )家摆酒席你泼屎打(dǎ )了(le )你(👴)又是(shì )活该倒霉你今(jīn )天要不向吴老二道(🔚)歉(🍕)吧(ba )看我咋收(shōu )拾好你(nǐ )

王(wáng )桂英哪里肯去道歉(📉)

她见所有人都(dōu )奚落她的(🦋)不是(shì )顿(dùn )时就气(⏺)的要撞(🛷)墙自戕

更何(🍑)况几人的人多把她给拉住了(le )

这时候(hòu )场(🍐)面(🤪)僵(🏁)在原地了几方面都(🍙)下不来台

更何况陈(🏌)四虎(🙏)从房里(🎇)走了出(🦃)来(lá(🎴)i )他向二舅道(dào )了歉还(hái )向(➕)许书(🌕)记(🦋)只要管好老(lǎo )婆(pó )自(zì )愿来(🖋)陪偿二舅三百块(🕥)钱(qián )王(😊)桂英也被懦(🌟)弱的陈(⛰)(chén )四虎气的一时间回(🚉)了娘家事情(🌸)才算告了一段落

事情下(🥪)来了(le )一年(nián )多我又回来了一次(🔛)二舅家(🍮)吃饭不这回是白(😿)事

王桂(🏪)英那次受了气虽(😪)说对二舅(jiù )一家耿(🔡)耿于(🕝)怀但更气陈四虎的太窝囊

她天天(tiān )上更加变本加厉(💺)的数落陈四虎的(de )懦弱无(wú )能(néng )终于(🥀)成功(gōng )把陈四虎给烧穿了

那(⏸)天二舅还在城里去打工(gō(🏀)ng )二(✝)舅妈一个人在菜地干活的(💏)(de )人(ré(⛱)n )

陈四虎那着(🌡)砍草(🛸)的镰刀来到菜地把(🐘)二舅妈(mā )砍翻在地

镰(lián )刀(🦐)再锋利但远远超出长度也没办法(fǎ )一下(xià(🥅) )把人脑袋(⏳)砍下来(lá(🍈)i )

陈四(🧟)虎面(🐚)驳周边惊慌的村民的面(miàn )一镰刀一镰刀(🍶)的(😟)砍下了二舅妈(❇)的脑袋

接(jiē )着(zhe )提着血淋淋(lín )的的(de )脑袋(dà(🤝)i )回到(🍐)(dào )家里扔(🤚)到了王桂英面前

你看(kàn )一下我倒底有没(méi )窝囊(ná(💷)ng )废有胆量的村民伏在门缝(🛃)上见到(dào )他这样的话问王桂英

王桂英(🌞)被(bèi )吓的(❣)魂(📻)不附(fù )体号陶痛哭(😲)

陈(chén )四虎得意地的压了一桶水洗(📼)干净的(🧠)手脚正(🛂)坐在堂屋看(kàn )电(diàn )视节目

很快地J察就进了村(🎰)立(lì )即逮捕了陈四虎

法医仵作验尸让(🎳)(ràng )亲(qīn )戚邻里(lǐ )自己(⛑)去看

大夏天(🥛)放了一两天的人头(♑)恶(è )臭很难闻看完的(de )人都吐了

吃(🎏)东西的(🏈)那(👭)天王桂英(yīng )是没有再找你麻(🤜)烦

她家的门上(shàng )落(⛱)了锁没人明(💢)白(🦔)了她去哪了